On  The  Death  Of Councillor  Cann

Jamie Cann gone at 55
After being rushed to Addenbrookes.
The guy who bailed my landlady out years ago
When she was about to pull
Her tearful old lady trick
To stop the fire people
Who were about to insist
On entering for inspection (the place
Would certainly have been found a fire
Risk, also unfit for human)
But Joan phoned Councillor Cann
Who called them off.
Barbie never appreciated it
She hated Cann for being Labour first of all
And claimed he had rotten teeth.
The same way she detested the attractive
Newsreader, claiming she had a drooping lip
Nor did she like Cliff Richard
(Who she always said was penniless)
With his efforts to get the Xmas chart-topper.
He'd go naked and stick a feather up his arse
If it'd get him on TV, she said.
She hated a lot of people and
Then when we got digs elsewhere
Finally me.