The Trick To Eating Slowly
 
She likes to put all her knives in a museum.
 
I like to turn my deckchair to where it's facing the sun.
I prefer wine to beer and wish my first name were
Richard. I've never lived a pious life and hate fish on
Fridays. I do like walking in the fog on the beach and
try to make it a habit to eat slowly. I'm afraid of matches
and allergic to feathers. I want my bar soap labeled in
German and hand towels that glare till my eyes hurt. I
use to be attracted to dubious companions but now my 
best friend is my Lazy Boy. Best of all, I'd never even
consider living in the suburbs of a cutlery-making city.